jungwildeandfree:

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

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8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

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"Ugh, I hate stairs"

anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)

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essenaoneill:

Child of the universe

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tyleroakley:

I picked the wrong career path.

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"You are the first morning thought, the last evening sigh, and every goddamn thing in between."

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

image

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mug-costanza:

nick boserio - the trails and tribulations of a kinked 50-50

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lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

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